Monday, May 06, 2002

A poisonous toad lives in my belly

There is a poisonous toad that lives in my belly. He likes to remind me that he is a poisonous toad that lives in my belly by passing thru my bowels fortune cookie fortunes (without the cookies) that read, "I am a poisonous toad and I live in your belly. Your lucky numbers today are: 27, 19, 20, 9"

I hate this toad. I wish he would go away. Perhaps he is the reason behind my need to water dead plants. I will explain another time.